Sounds Like Lil Wayne Knows What He's Doing...

So here's an excerpts from a recent interview given by that dude Lil Wayne to Playboy.

Checkthis out:

How old were you when you lost your virginity and what were the circumstances?

LIL WAYNE: I was 11 and the girl was 13. She had every board game you could imagine. I liked board games. We was playing Win Lose or Draw and on the board she wrote, “F*ck me.” Now I was 11, and I didn’t even know it meant “intercourse.” I just knew it was a cuss word, so I was like, “Why is she cussing herself out?” She said, “Do you want to play ‘Press Your Luck’? Well, the game is in my closet.” She had a walk-in closet, so she said, “Go get it, it’s right to the right….”

When I walk to the closet she came in and cut the lights off and took off my pants, and I remember my ass was cold up against the wall. I was like, “What the hell!?” When I tried to push her off me, I felt that she was naked also, so I just stepped back and let her do what she do.

Are you good in bed?

LIL WAYNE: I would say what makes me good in bed is that I am not aiming to be good. I am not expecting the chick to be like, “Oh, he was good.” I aim to please and if you do that every single time, I think you’re overall good, period.

You don’t have to try and ram it or let me beat it up.

How cautious are you when it comes to having sex?

LIL WAYNE: I have to be more cautious now. Let me tell you the trick to that. What you do is stop ramming them hos and make love to that p*ssy! Make that p*ssy love you and that rubber ain’t going nowhere. That rubber will be right there where you started off with if you make love to that p*ssy. That’s when a n*gga fuck up, when you trying to do too much.

A n*gga like me, I am gonna make the p*ssy so wet that there’s no such thing as popping or slipping off. Only problem I am gonna have is keep slipping it in.

....Why am I not surprised? lol...I digress lol...