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Hey Peeps!

Ya gurl Shae's here to swerve on ya block once again! I was peeping the article that was written with Bab's talkin Madd Shit about absolutely nothing! I mean, when we were all tuned in for Making The Band (don't front cuz u were watching it too), it was evident that chick has talent. OK! And? So did the rest of the crew, but it was also evident that she sooo doesn't have the "Sex Appeal" to be a front runner with the BIG DOGS in the industry. I mean unless homegirl gets a hold to a lil bit of Mariah's "Plastic" intuition then she's up shit creek! HA! HA! And for her to clown on Miss Rap Supreme was "A cute look for her, just waaaaaayyyyy out of season." Come on now, wasn't she the same one walkin in the damn cold to get Diddy sum cheesecake? Sum damn cheesecake! But I mean that was her claim to fame and this was theirs sooo get off ya own titts chick! Geesh, I guess those tracks she rockin are cuttin off the circulation to her memory or maybe she's caught a case of Amnesia.

"Supa Head" is really killin me with these lil publicity stunts. Gurrrrl, STOP IT! No really, cut it out! I am really gonna need her to take Rihanna's "Take a Bow" literal cuz homegirl is puttin on quite a show! First she let the world know that she's a certified HOE and then turn around and say "Please don't call me a HOE." Seems to me like homegirl needs to get it together on her titles! I mean, ur name is "Supa Head" LOL, ummm that kinda has the word HOE written all over it! LOL! But what's really gettin me is the fact that she's publishing this "HOW TO" book equipped with illustrations. ( Don't get me wrong, um pre-ordering the joint) LOL. But, please tell me, how do u let Eddie Winslow punk you out? There ain't no way. And while um on it, doesn't he have the COOTIES?

Well, Well, Well, Muh boy R Kelly has finally come to the end of his Oh So Dramatized Trial. He was aquitted on all charges brought against him in the Child Pornography Trial. Now, Mr. Kelly, I am really gonna need you to keep ya swanga in ya pants unless u smashing sumthin legal. And the next time you have to take a leak, please consider finding the nearest pisser, Mister!

As of now, I am on the up and outs! Hope u grabbed a laugh outta this one as I did!

If ya complaining about the reflection in the mirror, it's obvious that you're UGLY! LOL!