Friday, June 6, 2008

WTF???!!! "Lean" in a Can??


A beverage company has come out with an 'anti' energy drink called Drank.
Its tag line is "slow your roll." How clever.

The drink's publicist called it the 'extreme relaxation beverage' that goes great with vodka.

The carbonated, grape-flavored beverage is spiked with melatonin, valerian root and rose hips.

The creator was apparently thinking of the hip hop community when he concocted it.

The product's press release states:
"From design to production, every aspect of this calming drink was inspired by today’s popular hip hop artists who embrace the much sought-after hip hop lifestyle that encourages people to capture a stress-free state of mind."
...I know this has prolly taken H-Town (my second home, MO City Whaddup?! lol) by storm! Cuz they be on that "Drank" hard out there. There "Drank" containing the cough syrup codeine.
My thing is I hate taking that stuff when I'm SICK, sooo WHY IN THE HELL would a person wanna drink cough syrup for recreational purposes????
I know Wayne has a fridge full of these purple cans lol....I Digress....

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